BMW drivers are absolute cocks. They drive like they own the fucking road and like everyone owes them something. My car weighs about as much as their left testicle so I get targeted. At the weekend when Chris and I went shopping in Salisbury, we went into one of those underground car parks. But the guy in the BMW with his stupid prissy little girlfriend could not wait in the queue like everyone else, simply because he was in a BMW. So he jumped the queue and that proceeded to stare at me and my car simply because my car is that much older and slower, and basically, because it's not a BMW. Thank fuck it's not. If it was, I might end up driving like him. It's a fucking egotistical car, as soon as you jump into the driver's seat, you turn into a complete cock jockey.

I apologise if you own a BMW and are actually a good driver, this is just how it is for me.