BMW drivers are absolute cocks. They drive like they own the fucking road and like everyone owes them something. My car weighs about as much as their left testicle so I get targeted. At the weekend when Chris and I went shopping in Salisbury, we went into one of those underground car parks. But the guy in the BMW with his stupid prissy little girlfriend could not wait in the queue like everyone else, simply because he was in a BMW. So he jumped the queue and that proceeded to stare at me and my car simply because my car is that much older and slower, and basically, because it's not a BMW. Thank fuck it's not. If it was, I might end up driving like him. It's a fucking egotistical car, as soon as you jump into the driver's seat, you turn into a complete cock jockey.

I apologise if you own a BMW and are actually a good driver, this is just how it is for me.

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Conspiracy of One
By The Offspring

	Posted by walrus @ 02/29/2008 10:22 AM PST
	hi zoe! wassup?! :D

	Posted by Brian @ 12/02/2006 05:24 AM PST
	I own a BMW and I drive the crap out of it, but I don't drive like a 'cock jockey'! I think you can have an aggressive driving style and not be a jerk or a bad driver, and I definitely don’t look down on people who drive less expensive cars. Maybe that’s because I don’t see my bimmer as being too nice anyway.

	Posted by clayton @ 11/08/2006 05:53 AM PST
	lmao... the sad part is, it's just like that here in the states... i think BMW's are manufactured w/ shitty drivers.

	Posted by evie @ 10/18/2006 09:27 PM PDT
	you know what they say about guys with flashy cars...small penises. vanity cars are their way of compensating for that tiny bit of masculinity. aren't you glad you don't have that particular handicap? ;)

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